1. No, once I tried, but it ended up a disaster.
2. This is my hobby.
3. Being on the verge of despair only.
4. We are not angels. Things happen.
5. Who is sinless?
6. It is my life's work.
7. I do it with the greatest pleasure.
8. Once, but only in a weak moment.
9. I'm not capable of such a stupid thing.
10. I have only one dream and that is it!
11. No, I'm well bred.
12. I'll answer you in private.
13. I must plead the 5th amendment.
14. Only in the bathroom.
15. Every other day.
16. By no means!
17. While being sober only.
18. If it's cold outdoors.
19. Yes, yes, for pete's sake yes!.
20. In a pay-day.
21. It's quite necessary on Saturday.
22. To while away the time.
23. Only while having a rest in the health resort.
24. If you have much money.
25. People don't speak about it aloud.
26. During my lunch hour.
27. I'll do it if you'll do it.
28. I dream about it after dinner.
29. It would do no harm.
30. Towards evening when I'm feeling amorous.
31. While having a poetic mood